Beauty Standards from a Hard Drive — AI’s Plastic Surgeon Degree
The first thing to know about AI Creates the Perfect Face is that it doesn’t ask for your insurance, your patience, or your soul. It just asks, “Do you accept cookies?”
And from there, beauty standards from a hard drive take over.
https://bohiney.com/ai-creates-the-perfect-face/
Digital Transformation
According to researchers, these are simply perfect face algorithms . In reality, they’re just glorified “hot or not” checklists written by interns.
Cultural critics say this is part of the broader rise of AI beauty . First, it judged our playlists, then our shopping carts, now our jawlines.
Bohiney’s Observation
In the words of a Bohiney Magazine article :
“It’s the first time a machine has successfully replaced your mother’s passive-aggressive comments at Thanksgiving.”
Eye-Witness Humor
One Dallas man confessed:
“I uploaded my face, and the AI told me to ‘try again with better lighting.’ I’ve been living under a ring light ever since.”
Another laughed:
“It didn’t give me dimples, but it did install two USB-C ports.”
Satirical Advice
Don’t schedule follow-up appointments; just clear your cache.
If your face crashes, hold down power and volume up.
For more bug reports, details here .