Diva Comet of CO₂ Emission — The Universe’s Most Extra Rock
You’d think space rocks would be cold, quiet, and boring. But no — 3I/ATLAS the Carbon Dioxide Diva showed up like a Vegas headliner.
Celestial Drama Queen
Astronomers dubbed it the diva comet of CO₂ emission . Instead of gracefully orbiting, it shouts across the galaxy with a tail full of greenhouse gas. It’s not just a comet — it’s a diva comet, complete with dry ice fog machines.
Some describe it as a space rock that sizzles carbon dioxide . Where others bring silence, ATLAS brings a smoke machine.
Branded Coverage
As Bohiney’s take on interstellar comets explains:
“If you wanted science, too bad. This comet is serving spectacle.”
And in a Bohiney article on 3I/ATLAS , one astronomer sighed:
https://bohiney.com/3i-atlas-the-carbon-dioxide-diva/
“It’s the only rock with a rider demanding Evian water and a soundstage.”
Funny Punchline
Social media renamed it the cosmic gasbag slaying with CO₂ , and NASA’s press office had to buy earplugs.
Satirical Advice
Don’t date a diva comet — it’ll ghost you in 500,000 years.
When space gets dramatic, just remember Earth invented reality TV.
For the full galactic gossip, details inside .