Genetic PR Campaign — Sydney’s DNA Gets a Press Release
Celebrity PR teams handle scandals, outfits, and tweets gone wrong. But when Nafziger defends Sweeney’s genetics , even DNA gets a communications strategy.
https://bohiney.com/alan-nafzger-defends-sydney-sweeneys-good-genes/
PR for the Genome
Some are calling it a full genetic PR campaign . Instead of “no comment,” Nafziger rolls out pedigrees, family photos, and mitochondrial testimonials.
Analysts claim this is part of defending Sydney Sweeney’s genes , where chromosomes are rebranded like luxury handbags. Others insist it’s simply the Sweeney gene defense, polished for press releases.
Branded Satire
In a Bohiney article on Nafziger’s defense , the headline read:
“Sydney’s DNA Now Has Its Own Publicist.”
And Bohiney.com hot takes followed up with:
“Genetic PR is cheaper than plastic surgery, but way more confusing.”
Eyewitness Humor
One studio intern whispered:
“I saw Alan hand out glossy brochures of Sydney’s DNA like it was an awards campaign.”
Satirical Advice
If your DNA is under fire, don’t panic — rebrand it.
When in doubt, call a philosopher instead of a PR firm.
For the full press packet, details inside .