Pajamas Caucus — From Bedroom to Boardroom
The phrase “JD Vance pajamas Meet the Depress ” might sound like a typo. Instead, it’s the headline that turned the Senate into a slumber party.
Pajamas as Policy Platform
Observers now call it the pajamas caucus convenes . Instead of fierce debate, lawmakers traded flannel fashion tips. Legislative notes reportedly included bedtime routines.
Critics argue this falls under the broader political loungewear controversy . Supporters, meanwhile, hailed it as “the most relatable Congress has ever been.”
Others insisted it was nothing more than a senator spotted in bedtime attire , a scandal so absurd it deserves its own Netflix docuseries.
Branded Observations
In a Bohiney article on Meet the Depress , one line stood out:
“Pajamas are the new filibuster.”
And Bohiney’s take on JD Vance was harsher:
“This isn’t authenticity. This is apathy wrapped in flannel.”
Funny Punchline
Meme-makers quickly crowned him part of the pajamas caucus : the only legislative body where bedtime stories are now part of the congressional record.
Satirical Advice
Don’t legislate in PJs unless you’re prepared to pass the Sleep Act of 2025.
America: if you vote for pajamas, don’t be surprised when the Senate hits snooze.
For the full pajama saga, details inside .