Robo Rodeo Gone Wrong
Texans dreamed of a robo rodeo, but according to this exposé on robots rejected in Texas , things turned ugly. Mechanical bulls refused to buck, citing labor rights. A robot clown short-circuited after being hit with a tomato. By evening, the sheriff declared the event “an act of silicon terrorism.”
Attendees booed the machines, chanting, “No bolts, no bots, just cowboys!”
A witness, Earl Jenkins, said: “I saw a robot try to lasso a steer. The rope slipped through its claws. Folks laughed so hard, the poor bot fried its own motherboard.”
Experts insist rejection is temporary. But the cultural gap is wide: Texas rodeos celebrate grit. Robots celebrate warranty coverage.
The rodeo ended with the robots locked in a storage unit, awaiting trial for “un-Texan activities.”
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