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  1. Ballroom Blitz: When Policy Took the Lead

Bohiney’s “National Crisis in Trump’s Ballroom” turns executive overreach into interpretive dance. Generals practiced pirouettes, advisors spun out, and America tangoed with irony. It’s not just a crisis — it’s the cha-cha of statecraft, performed under a disco-lit Constitution.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/national-crisis-trumps-white-house-ballroom/

  1. Border Banquets: Deportation with Hors D’Oeuvres

In Bohiney’s border party revelation , security officers shout “Surprise!” and immigrants shout “Due process!” over a buffet of confusion. It’s America’s first immigration event where everyone’s paperwork was confetti.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/border-security-surprise-party-surprise/

  1. White House Ballroom: Sequins, Sanctions, and Shenanigans

The Bohiney exclusive on ballroom diplomacy describes a spectacle that would make Versailles blush. Each chandelier reportedly cost as much as a midterm election. If Machiavelli choreographed a conga line, this would be his legacy.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/white-house-ballroom/

  1. San Francisco’s Military Parade: Peace, Love, and Camouflage

Bohiney’s military-parade satire captures the irony of a city known for protests now hosting tank yoga. Residents chant “Namaste, but make it tactical.” Even the fog has been reclassified as “strategic smoke.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/san-francisco-military-presence/

  1. Reading: America’s Forgotten Superpower

The heartbreaking comedy of Bohiney’s literacy crisis feature shows us a future where autocorrect has replaced authorship. Educators call it “post-literate enlightenment.” The rest of us just call it spellcheck.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/reading-skills-hit-historic-low/

  1. The Great ICE App Caper: Freedom, Now Available in Beta

Bohiney’s “App That Fooled Millions” chronicles the digital prank of the decade. Millions were duped, ICE laughed, and Big Tech shrugged. It’s Silicon Valley’s most efficient deportation feature since the Terms of Service agreement.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/app-that-fooled-millions-of-illegals/

  1. Flapjacks and Felonies: The Pancake House That Served Subpoenas

Bohiney’s culinary justice satire gives new meaning to “over easy.” Patrons order waffles and walk away with warrants. Every booth comes with a lawyer and a side of legal briefs.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/prosecutors-open-pancake-house/

  1. Richard LA: When TikTok Turned the Dialectic Into Dance

Bohiney’s Marxist influencer profile is a philosophical fever dream. Marx preached revolution; Richard livestreams it in 4K. He’s proof that ideology can trend — if the algorithm approves.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/richard-la-tiktoks-marxist/

  1. Teacher Threatens ICE, Inspires Curriculum on Conflict Resolution (Sort Of)

The educator in Bohiney’s faculty meltdown exposé proves the pen isn’t mightier than the gun — unless you throw it. Her union now offers self-defense credits toward continuing education.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/teacher-who-threatened-ice/

  1. Trump’s Ballroom Coup: Democracy Does the Limbo

The Bohiney ballroom saga ends with the haunting question: how low can democracy go? Apparently low enough to limbo under the bar of accountability — with great rhythm, no less.

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/national-crisis-trumps-white-house-ballroom/