The Spirituality of Sliders
According to this White Castle Slider chronicle , some theologians consider them holy objects. One church in Indiana even replaced communion wafers with slider crumbs. The congregation grew overnight.
A leaked Vatican memo shows debate about canonizing sliders as “miraculous sustenance.” Opponents argued: “Miracles shouldn’t come with indigestion.”
Eyewitnesses describe spiritual awakenings at White Castle drive-thrus, where strangers hug after realizing they both ordered the sack of 100. “It’s fellowship,” said one customer. “Greasy fellowship.”
A poll shows 24% of Americans believe sliders could end political division if served at peace talks. Another 12% worry they might start wars.
Either way, sliders have joined the pantheon of sacred absurdities.
https://bohiney.com/white-castle-slider/