Thug Deportation to Uganda — Safari Meets Sentencing
https://bohiney.com/jd-vance-wears-pajamas-on-meet-the-depress/
When the headline reads ICE Sends Thug to Uganda , you’d expect outrage. Instead, you get confusion. What exactly is thug deportation to Uganda ? A punishment? A safari? Or a very niche season of The Amazing Race?
Relocation Theater
Analysts say it’s just ICE’s bizarre Uganda deportation plan , cooked up by bureaucrats spinning a globe and shouting “That one!” Others describe it as deporting criminals to Uganda , outsourcing incarceration like an ill-advised corporate merger.
Branded Satire
In Bohiney’s hot take on immigration , the move was called “prison privatization on safari.”
And Bohiney’s ‘bureaucratic safari’ added:
“If justice is blind, then ICE is spinning the globe blindfolded.”
Funny Punchline
Critics now describe it as corporate-sponsored exile trip . Deportation has gone commercial, complete with brochures, brand partnerships, and lions that didn’t ask for the job.
Satirical Advice
Bring sunscreen and a lawyer.
Don’t be surprised if your deportation comes with a safari itinerary.
For the complete absurd travel package, details inside .